Imaan wat lawak ...

Gambar di atas, anak aku Imaan Amirah, recent posing kat umah tokbah. Masa on the way balik kampung imaan wat lawak antarabangsa. Sakit perot aku ngan wife gelak. Masa tu aku tgh drive ke KB @ Newcastle. Tiba-tiba imaan tanya ,
" mama kita kat malaysia lagi ke ni? . Bila nak sampai kampung?" ... kui kui kui ..
mama dgn selamba menjawab,
"A'ah kat mesia lagi, lambat lagi nak sampai.. tido la dulu.." kui kui kui ..
Lawak di situ. Sekian.

Tidak Kesampaian Akhirnya.

Tewas di tangan Selangor. Kelantan FA akhirnya terpaksa akur dengan kekalahan di perlawanan akhir Piala FA 2009. Tahniah la selangor. Apa yang teristimewa adalah sambutan yang diberikan oleh penyokong 'Red Warriors'. Kesian juga melihat majoriti terpaksa pulang ke kampung halaman sejauh 500 km sejurus selepas perlawanan dengan kekalahan. Seri 1-1 waktu kecederaan dengan Kelantan mendahului minit ke 92. Selangor bangkit pada minit ke 100. 'Finally it was the shoot-out'. Slgr 4 Kelantan 1.

Anyway bravo 'Reds' we went down fighting to the last minute. To Selangor it was probably just another final where they did their best to win. For Kelantan it was certainly a memorable night to cherish. Something to learn definitely. The atmosphere was 'electric' and i was there to witness it. Cheers.

Liverpool FC - Went down fighting (Chel 4 Liv 4) 7-5 agg

Tough! .. Amazing game of football from both side on the night that sees Liverpool out of this year's Champions League final. The score was unbelievable.. 4-4 haha! They said they wanted to score 4 goals and they did but the they let in 4 too.. anyway LFC went down fighting. Better luck next time. Good luck chelsea. Barca on your face now!

cheers.
LFC in champions league 2008/09 roger n out! see u next year!

Mata Budak Tu Buta Sebelah ...

Mata budak tu buta sebelah, ... sian.. kenapa?..
Sebab terkena peluru gas pemedih mata ... sapa tembak?..
FRU yg tembak.. pasai apa FRU tembak?..
Tak sengaja kot sebab budak tu ada kat situ, br lepas jual burger .. Abis FRU nak tembak sapa?
FRU nak tembak org jahat mengamuk, .. MENGAMUK? pasai apa mengamuk?
Panas baran la kot, sampai bakar kereta org, .. Bakar kereta? Pasai apa plak dah?
Sebab tak puaih hati laar, ... bakar kereta la.. Larr awat jadi lagu tu?
Dah kalah! Mengamuk laa.. Kalah judi juta juta ka?
Dak eh,... kalah tengok bola 0-1. ...
Oooowhhh kalah bola, sampai buta mata!

Buta segalanya...!

BENG .................................. NGONG DAH!

There must be something seriously wrong with us, mankind!!

If there is ... then wake up!
Before its too late ....
Before the Almighty takes everything back ....
Before everything is gone forever ...

Liverpool FC - Start believing ....! "You'll Never Walk Alone" yeah!

Liverpool fans out there! Celebrate Celebrate Celebrate! Whoaaaaa!!

Imaan's First Olympic Attempt

Me being a proud father on the day Imaan won a medal in her first olympic attempt.

My heart was pumping like hell watching my daughter received the baton from her friend to start her running down to the finish line. She began with a slow pace but steady run, made a 2 point 1 turn at a check point then a huge sprint to the finish line. Glorious moment for me as a father and mama imaan as personal trainer and coach. Well done imaan. You make mama and papa proud.

Haha! That was a bit exaggerating. It was School Sports Day. Imaan did win a medal. It was bronze. It was mistakenly handed to her on the prize giving ceremony. Hahaha! Imaan and her RED team actually lost, they came fourth out of four teams. Oh dear me! To see her running i knew that i was watching a girl with no athletic build-up running on that track more like dancing to me. On that day Imaan ran graciously on that rubber track holding a sponge that was supposed to be used for soaking the water from a bucket. Instead imaan soaked no water and fill the glass bottle with 'air'. Haha!!

Mama was shouting like a mad woman instructing her daughter to use various techniques to fill that stupid bottle with water from the sponge. Imaan did not take any notice at all. She just finished the race and nothing went inside that glass bottle. She ran back to the starting line dancing like a princess instead. She was busy fixing her hair rather than focusing on finishing the race. God help us! Hahahah!!

From that moment on we knew she does not possess any athletic skills. Haha. But she is our princess that is for sure!!

Well done my lovely princess! Do better next year!

From Papa Imaan. Cheers.